Reporting From a Super-Secret Undisclosed Non-Hamptons Location

As neither one of us Broads lives in the land of relaxation, our motto at Broadsheet (which we fondly think of as BS) has been "BS=No Stress." This is more hopeful than actual. We often stress. So it is at times like these, say in the middle of a heat wave, that we wax nostalgic about ye olden days, when the art world used to shut down for the summer, and no one was expected to show or buy art or work, much less blog ("what is this 'blog' of which you speak?" they would have asked).

So we are throwing in the towel this weekend. This Broad has wisely chosen to head north, while That Broad has foolishly chosen to stay put, eschewing an invitation to depart for a separate, undisclosed, northern location. We hope that you will return, like us, refreshed - no less cranky about computers, government and poor manners, but more capable of tackling these serious issues. After all, our other motto is, "Whaddya want from us, it's summer?!"

Yours in Relaxation,
The Broads