Overheard (Oh dear, where do we start?)

(The above image courtesy of The Gowanus Lounge, and though it does not represent the precise intersection referenced below, it provides sadly appropriate context for the quote.)

The scene: Bedford Avenue near Metropolitan Avenue, in a neighborhood legendary for being a) hip and b) ugly--and not necessarily in that order.

Older lady in black velour tracksuit to hipster mom pushing stroller: "I'm looking for a cute little town called Williamsburg...?"