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Two Lady Artists with Bees in Their Bonnets

07 October 2006

We Love The Smell Of Gossip In The Fall

1. What newly-minted gallerist said that her first order of business would be to install an electric zapper on her derriere to dissuade overzealous bum-touchers?

2. What former U.S. President is getting the last laugh right now as he watches CNN and enjoys another cigar?

3. What fancy gallerina just paid an artist for works sold at the spring 2006 Pulse Art Fair?

4. What fancy gallerino just paid an artist for work sold during a spring 2005 exhibition?

5. What mid-west arts adminstrator, just this side of gay, spent so much of his vacation time on his "crackberry" that his enraged fiance threw it into the hotel pool?

6. What mid-west gallerinas didn’t get the memo that an all-black wardrobe is not part of the 80s revival?

7. What jilted artist took revenge on their former gallery by redirecting the gallery’s website to their own?

8. What post-emerging independent arts professional could use a copy of Emily Post and a course on anger management?

9. What young Queens-based artist played two galleries against each other while selling work out of the studio?

10. What obnoxious lady bloggers have nothing better to do on a weekend than to feed the rumour mill?!

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh please tell us! (besides clinton, duh)

9:00 PM  
Blogger That Broad said...

oh please tell us!

cries the anonymous poster!

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Rebel Belle said...

I would like a tutorial on how to get two galleries to fight over me while selling my work out of my studio. Is such a thing possible? If attempted, I probably would never sleep well again. Uh, but if I were a hot young turk I probably could pull it off.

When do we get the answers? TB, did you make some of this up? I am amused. It's a rainy. crappy day, and I feel a little better now.

Oh, and here's one more:
What idiot congressman from Florida....

12:20 PM  
Anonymous jec said...

I don't think they can be called rumors until someone names names.

5:30 PM  
Blogger That Broad said...

ah, a minor technicality. you can call it a guessing game, if you prefer

7:06 PM  
Blogger *ArtStar* said...

ohhh please give answers! : )

3:22 PM  
Blogger That Broad said...

never.gonna.happen.

11:39 PM  
Anonymous ml said...

Knowledge is power; but gossip controls the world.

12:46 PM  

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