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19 November 2007

Broad vs. Broad: The Great Tofurkey Debate, 2007 (and if this seems familiar, we say, "Bite Me!")


Pros

1. Naturalistic Colour!
2.
Great smoked flavour!
3.
Cooks faster than turkey!
4.
Comes with its own stuffing!
5.
Best of all, on Thanksgiving, you get it all to yourself!!

Cons

1. Repulsive shape!
2.
Repulsive texture!
3. Just plain repulsive!
4. Looks the same when you throw it back up!
5. You may have to share it with your cat!!

2 Comments:

Blogger That Broad said...

Last night at our dinner, three vegetarians ate tofurkey and then, like they didn't have enough food, the turkey-eaters tried to steal both our tofurkey and our dumplings! Repulsive??? I think NOT!

11:53 AM  
Blogger This Broad said...

Repulsive?? I think so!

(less repulsive than real turkey, to be sure. but repulsive nonetheless)

10:51 AM  

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