Broad vs. Broad: The Great Tofurkey Debate, 2007 (and if this seems familiar, we say, "Bite Me!")

Pros 1. Naturalistic Colour! 2. Great smoked flavour! 3. Cooks faster than turkey! 4. Comes with its own stuffing! 5. Best of all, on Thanksgiving, you get it all to yourself!!

Cons 1. Repulsive shape! 2. Repulsive texture! 3. Just plain repulsive! 4. Looks the same when you throw it back up! 5. You may have to share it with your cat!!